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Somewhere along the way, pilau rice became the default and plain rice became the culinary equivalent of turning up to a wedding in socks and sandals. We dug into how that happened — and why the humblest item on the menu deserves a full rehabilitation.
Nobody has ever excitedly said 'ooh, bhajis!' — they just appear, like weather. We dig into how this crispy filler became the default starter of Britain, and why your order deserves better.
Three little pots. One very big decision. We rank Britain's favourite Indian chutneys, dig into how each one ended up in your takeaway bag, and settle — once and for all — what you should be dunking where.
Not all mango lassis are created equal — some are basically a milkshake in fancy glasses, others are a religious experience. We taste our way through the spectrum and dig into how a humble Punjabi cooler conquered every curry house in Britain.
Somewhere along the line, Britain decided that suffering at the dinner table was a personality trait. We trace how the macho spice ladder took over the curry house — and make the case that ordering mild is the choice of the truly confident.
There's a reason the fridge curry tastes better than the takeaway curry ever did. We delve into the delicious science of overnight marination, plus which dishes to order with tomorrow's lunch firmly in mind.
Stuck in a korma rut? You're not alone — but your taste buds deserve better. This cheeky decoder pairs your usual order with braver (but still sensible) alternatives, plus a mini-glossary so you can sound like you've been ordering since the Raj.
Ever stared at a takeaway menu feeling like everyone else got the decoder ring and you didn't? Fear not. This is your friendly, no-judgment guide to ordering like you've been doing it for decades — dhansak mysteries and all.
Chicken tikka masala isn't Indian. Neither is the madras. Plot twist: Britain invented half the curry house menu and then got very quiet about it. We're blowing the gaff — and pointing you towards the proper regional stunners you've been missing.